Who does that?

So today I took a hammer to my suitcase. Of course, I was wearing my new cute hat when I did it, but seriously, who spends their Wednesday morning hammering their suitcase? Most people I know are getting their kids ready for school or conducting a meeting or making fancy sales pitches. In addition, most people have a handy man to hammer things for them! I don't even know how I ended up with this hammer! Where do hammers come from?? (Insert sad face here.)

Meanwhile, how is it possible that I still see THE WEIRDEST people in the airport. Do my co-worker peeps remember that time we saw a lady rolling her suitcase behind her with a baby doll head poking out the top....with a plastic bag wrapped around it's head?? Who has a picture of that? I need to see it again to believe it. And today....I'm sitting on the plane...next to a normal looking lady...who pulls out her little plastic grocery bag...with one, random ear of corn in it. Ok, sure. That's nice if you're taking it home, but it's WEIRD if you take it out of the bag and start eating your corn on the cob in the middle seat. Isn't it?